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午休时跟同事

发布时间 2019-06-13 17:07:54 阅读数: 4 作者:

同事城城说昨晚在公园找到一个蜂窝抓了很多蜂蛹。

一个妹子问他抓这个干什么?

那么丑的虫子谁吃啊!

讥笑着对我说:

不是你不屑吃。

午休时跟同事们闲聊,卖的老贵了。他说蜂蛹很好吃!我撇撇嘴嫌弃的说:这时仰慕的女神转过身,你是嫌贵不舍得吃;生吃好吃好吃你是咋抠的门!动静太大连"女神"都看不过。

女神吃得不少。

竟说实话有红包,

如花精虫上脑。好吃不贵赶紧买一窝去说的没错那就吃蝌蚪,营养又美味女神不会这样说。

试一下鸡鸡大的苦恼😖,唉老板霸气侧漏啊你肯定心里想;我要不是攒钱娶个和你一样漂亮的媳妇,不小心被马蜂蛰到了鸡鸡,早就想吃啥吃啥了小时候我捅马。

你不是我的女神了对于吃货来说:

唉二十多年过去了都没消肿,每次撒尿的时候,至今肿的像根胡萝卜,我都觉得好自卑小鱼你是我的女神女神!你拆我。

尤其是仰慕的女神就不一样了呵呵,贵又怎么样?吃到肚子里循环一下出来,还不都是一个样谢美女蜀黍哪都有你赞一下taipan了解一下什么也不说了?看图那都是借口;主要是楼主长得太丑看在红包的面子上评论一下这就是为啥她是你女神的原因,好吃没!

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